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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot overthe intercom said that the entire luggage needed to be thrown overboardif they were to survive.After all the luggage was thrown the plane was still going down so theyasked for volunteers. A man from Paris went to the door and said, "Vivala France." Next a preacher went to the door and said, "Lord forgive mefor what I must do." Finally a rich Texas cattle rancher said, "Wellguess I got to do my part," and he grabbed two Mexicans and tossed themout and yelled, "Remember the Alamo!.
 
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