The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Aviation jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:485
 
Joke:A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came to the conclusion that the best place to find participants for the survey would be the airport. After three hours of questioning passengers, she sees a pilot walking to his gate. Having heard of the reputation of pilots she stops him "Excuse me, Captain" she says, "I am doing a survey on human sexuality...I was wondering if you could answer a few questions..." The pilot agrees, and the young lady starts questioning him. After three questions, she asks him "...and when was the last time you had sex?". Straight away the Captain replies "1959". The girl was shocked. She looks at the captain and asks "1959 isnt that a long time ago?". "Oh" the pilot replies "I guess so...but its only 2015 now..."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Aviation Jokes:

1.   Category: Aviation jokes  5 stars
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more

2.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when... more

3.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more

4.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in... more

5.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed... more

6.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more

7.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen... more

8.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the windo... more

9.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valu... more

10.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my cho... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners