The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Travel and tourist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 480   Joke: A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house. Of course theyre curious so they drop a small stone into the well, but they never hear it hit bottom. They search and find a larger rock and drop it into the well but once again hear nothing. They decide they need something larger and search the farm yard for a larger object. After much struggle, they manage to drag a large railroad tie to the edge of the well and drop it over the edge.After several seconds, a goat tears across the yard and without any hesitation, dives head first into the open hole. The two tourists stand in amazement. About then a farmer appears and tells them he is looking for a lost goat. The tourists tell the farmer about the goat diving into the well."That couldnt be my goat", the farmer replies, "My goat was grazing in the field roped to a railroa d tie!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Travel And Tourist Jokes: 1.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street?Resident: No, its 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.... more 2.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait, someone else is using it."... more 3.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain... more 4.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   "Look, guide, here are some LION tracks.""Good. You see where they go and Ill find out where they came from."... more 5.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house. Of course theyr... more 6.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.... more 7.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and anolder gentleman peering in the shop window at the post... more 8.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   In Alaskas National Forests, a tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear terr... more 9.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people... more 10.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.