The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 683   Joke: An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be pinching stock but he couldnt prove it. He had his eye on one shifty-looking individual who every day drove his old truck out of the factory with the load covered by a tarpaulin. Time after time the auditor stopped the bloke, made him remove the tarpaulin and then inspected the load. On every occasion there was only scrap metal in the truck which the driver said he was taking to the tip. On three occasions the auditor made the bloke remove the tarpaulin and then unload the scrap in front of him, suspecting that there might be stolen stock hidden underneath. Nothing. He could never find anything amiss.After a few months of this the auditor was offered a better job elsewhere and resigned. A few weeks later he was drinking in a pub when the shifty character walked in. On a n impulse the auditor went up to him and said, "Look, Ive left the company, Im not interested in taking it any further and I wont shop you, but I just have to know. What were you taking?"And the bloke said "Tarpaulins."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.