The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 704   Joke: An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged over those thousands of acres. The auditor, being very diligent, noted that the value of the sheep formed a significant asset and, like all good auditors, knew that he would have to verify that asset. He chartered an aircraft and flew up to the station. The manager was at the airstrip to meet him."Hello," he said. "Im the auditor. Ive come to count the sheep."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.