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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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