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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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