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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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2. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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