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Category:Biologist jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?""No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."
 
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