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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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