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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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