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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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