| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
|
| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
|
| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
|
| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
|
| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
|
| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
|
| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
|
| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
|
| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
|
