The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Biologist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 2315   Joke: Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather hiking boots and pulls a pair of sleek running shoes from his back-pack. The second biologist gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the world are you doing?"He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, well jump down and make a run for it."The second guy says, "Are you crazy? We both know you cant outrun a full-grown grizzly bear."The first guy says, "I dont have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Biologist Jokes: 1.    Category: Biologist jokes   Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication.... more 2.    Category: Biologist jokes   While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen... more 3.    Category: Biologist jokes   Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes... more 4.    Category: Biologist jokes   Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?A: A Buy-ologist.... more 5.    Category: Biologist jokes   A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more 6.    Category: Biologist jokes   An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife bi... more 7.    Category: Biologist jokes   Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu... more 8.    Category: Biologist jokes   How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million years.... more 9.    Category: Biologist jokes   A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the isla... more 10.    Category: Biologist jokes   "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.