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Category:Religious jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten dollars." Just then, a piece of plaster fell from the ceiling and landed on his head. He spoke up again quickly. "I give a thousand dollars!"The minister said, "Lord, hit him again!"
 
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