The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Religious jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 605   Joke: A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up inhis book. He then asked the Pope for his name, and lookedit up in his book also. "Now, if you will come with me, Iwill show you your eternal dwellings," said St. Peter. Theywalked along the clouds and came to a huge mansion with allsorts of lavish trappings. St. Peter turned to the lawyerand told him this was to be his house. The Pope, knowing howimportant he was to the church could hardly imagine what hishouse would be like. St. Peter and the Pope continued on toa small, beat-up wooden shack. St. Peter told the Pope thatthis would be his dwelling. The Pope, shocked, said toSt. Peter, "Just a minute! That other guy was a lawyer and hegets a mansion. I was the head of the Roman Catholic church,and this is all the reward I g et?" St. Peter looked at thePope and said "True, you have done great things. Butwe have lots of Popes in Heaven, and that guy was the firstlawyer ever to make it up here."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Religious Jokes: 1.    Category: Religious jokes   An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hear... more 2.    Category: Religious jokes   This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shop... more 3.    Category: Religious jokes   Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses... more 4.    Category: Religious jokes   Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes... more 5.    Category: Religious jokes   At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.... more 6.    Category: Religious jokes   When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might not... more 7.    Category: Religious jokes   Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state... more 8.    Category: Religious jokes   Whats the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?You cant keep a good man down !... more 9.    Category: Religious jokes   How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.... more 10.    Category: Religious jokes   Is there a God?A billion Hindus cant be wrong.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.