The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Religious jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 660   Joke: A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river."And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river."He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Religious Jokes: 1.    Category: Religious jokes   Is there a God?A billion Hindus cant be wrong.... more 2.    Category: Religious jokes   What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!... more 3.    Category: Religious jokes   God is sitting up in his ivory tower, hes had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so hes decid... more 4.    Category: Religious jokes   A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lords Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it aft... more 5.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.... more 6.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck o... more 7.    Category: Religious jokes   This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shop... more 8.    Category: Religious jokes   Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses... more 9.    Category: Religious jokes   Q: Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.... more 10.    Category: Religious jokes   A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.