The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Religious jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 569   Joke: A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time.The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we cant have services for an animal in the church, but Ill tell you what, theres a new denomination down the road apiece, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe theyll do something for the animal." Muldoon said "Ill go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Patrick replied "Why didnt you tell me the dog was Catholic."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Religious Jokes: 1.    Category: Religious jokes   A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was s... more 2.    Category: Religious jokes   What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!... more 3.    Category: Religious jokes   Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar... more 4.    Category: Religious jokes   The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing ona large lake. As they drifted on the still lake,... more 5.    Category: Religious jokes   The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual gree... more 6.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?A. Samson. He brought the house down.... more 7.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?A. When Joseph served in Pharaohs court.... more 8.    Category: Religious jokes   Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?A. They were really put out.... more 9.    Category: Religious jokes   At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.... more 10.    Category: Religious jokes   Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.