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| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| Whats worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!... more
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| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more
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| Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more
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| What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!... more
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| Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard... more
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| What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.... more
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| What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more
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