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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies,"My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didnt say it till he was fifty!"
 
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