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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:An irate father stormed into the principals office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination." "Now, dont get excited," said the principal. "Well get your Winslows English teacher in here. Im sure she has some explanation." A few minutes later, the English teacher arrived. "Why did you give Winslow a zero on his English final?" demanded the father. "I had no choice," said the schoolmarm. "He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it." "Thats no excuse," shouted the father. "You could have at least given him an A for neatness!"
 
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