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Category:Parent jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "Thats the ugliest baby Ive ever seen."In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong."The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.The man sympathized and said: "Why, hes a public servant and shouldnt say things to insult passengers.""Youre right," she said. "I think Ill go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.""Thats a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
 
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