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| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more
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| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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