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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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