The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Music jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:393
 
Joke:Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Music Jokes:

1.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more

2.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more

3.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more

4.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more

5.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more

6.   Category: Music jokes  1 stars
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more

7.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more

8.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the... more

9.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more

10.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners