| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets Ive got.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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