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| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more
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5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more
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6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f... more
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7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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