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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incadescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank".
 
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