1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
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3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more
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5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, Ive never heard it get thrown out a window before.... more
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6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more
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7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer g... more
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8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more
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9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more
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10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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