| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?Click Turpin... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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