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| Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like plastic wrap.Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: What are the three types of men?A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| Wheres the safest place to hide money from a man?Under the soap... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow dow... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why did God create a man before a women?You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more
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