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| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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