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Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Cant you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We dont worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
 
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