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| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more
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| Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.... more
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| Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or Ill call the police!!!2) I lo... more
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| Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.... more
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5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more
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6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow dow... more
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7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| why dont men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer dont run on remote control!... more
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8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why did God create a man before a women?You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.... more
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9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like plastic wrap.Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.... more
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10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of... more
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