The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Men jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:627
 
Joke:Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Men Jokes:

1.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... more

2.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more

3.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like soap operas.Theyre fun to watch, but dont believe everything you hear.... more

4.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men dont get lost; they discover alternative destinations.... more

5.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Why dont men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.... more

6.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but youre not quite sure why.... more

7.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.... more

8.   Category: Men jokes  3 stars
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more

9.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, its a womens job.... more

10.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners