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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A woman and her lover are on the bed in the womans home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close."Oh, no, its my husband!"The man says, "Wheres your back door?""We dont have a back door" says the woman.The man then asks, "Well, where do you want a back door?"
 
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