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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundout he was an atheist, and didnt believe in Heaven or Hell."Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said. "Between the twoof us, well show him just how *wrong* he is."
 
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