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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadnt been talking to each other.Instead, they were giving each other written notes.One evening he gave her a paper where it said:"Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am."The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 oclock.Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying:"Wake up, its 6 oclock!"
 
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