The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:383
 
Joke:At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if thats all you want, get a TV!"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Marriage Jokes:

1.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
But lets get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? Ahusband controls his wife in much the same manner as a... more

2.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
The man told his doctor that he wasnt able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started... more

3.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alo... more

4.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on the deck of the Staten Island Fer... more

5.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overhea... more

6.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.... more

7.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A guy is dating three women and cant decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage mon... more

8.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention... more

9.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?A. Theyre hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don... more

10.   Category: Marriage jokes  2 stars
Ive never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. Mysecreta... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners