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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "Its from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I dont know." Me: "Like a fax machine or something?" Customer: "I dont know. Someone is under house arrest or something."
 
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