The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:544
 
Joke:Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Computer Jokes:

1.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more

2.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more

3.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more

5.   Category: Computer jokes  1 stars
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more

6.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more

7.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more

8.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more

9.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more

10.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners