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| Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Judge:: "And where... more
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| Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people.... more
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| Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death?A: Yes, by death.Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?... more
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| The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?""Not gu... more
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| Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more
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| Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"Defendant: "Yes, its true."Judge: "Then, why dont you... more
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| Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I dont want to be away from my job that l... more
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| Judge: Are you married?A. No, Im divorced.Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?A. A lot of things... more
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| The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."... more
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| Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.Justice: A decision in your favor.... more
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