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| A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more
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| A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and ask... more
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| Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people.... more
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| The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."... more
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| Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?A: She is my daughter.Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1... more
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| When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from... more
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| How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him.... more
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| Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"Defendant: "Yes, its true."Judge: "Then, why dont you... more
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| Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more
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| Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more
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