The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 790   Joke: Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I have two really bad news items for you:1) God really exists and2) Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them: "I have good news and bad news:1) The GOOD news is that God really does exist2) The BAD news is, tomorrow He is going to destroy the earth." Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and very happily announced: "I have two fantastic announcements:1) I am one of the three most important people on earth2) The Year 2000 problem is solved."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technici... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.