The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 2552   Joke: There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.