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| What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!... more
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| What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more
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| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!... more
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| What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!... more
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| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!... more
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| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more
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| Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!... more
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| What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!... more
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