The Funniest Jokes on the NET! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Heaven and hell jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 609   Joke: A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret? Yes, the professor ansvered. When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now. Well, said the gatekeeper. That is a very minor sin. You may enter. Thank you very much, Saint Peter, the professor ansvered. Im am not Saint Peter, said the gatekeeper. He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Heaven And Hell Jokes: 1.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask... more 2.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are... more 3.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "Im sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions arent ready ye... more 4.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first,... more 5.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the... more 6.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more 7.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her... more 8.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them tha... more 9.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entran... more 10.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the ter... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Funny Jokes Live - A myGamer Website.