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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street."Well, Morrie, hows your warehouse business going?". "Oy vey, Abraham, its not going so good, we had a flood last week.""So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?".
 
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