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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but hes afraid to wakethe big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he cantclimb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave ofnausea passes through the little guy. He cant hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guys chest.About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees thevomit all over him."So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"
 
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