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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says "Open wide." "I cant" replies the blonde, "the chairs fitted with arms."
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