The Funniest Jokes on the NET!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Men jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:466
 
Joke:Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Men Jokes:

1.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.... more

2.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.Theyd be wrong, but you could still use the... more

3.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom... more

4.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow dow... more

5.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.... more

6.   Category: Men jokes  5 stars
How do you confuse a man?You dont - theyre born that way.... more

7.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"... more

8.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more

9.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. Whats a mans idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.... more

10.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners